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All About Me

I have read Darren Shan for years now, the first book of his I read was Koyasan on 2006 World Book Day, later that year I bought Lord Loss... And the rest, as they say, is history...

TV - Lost, Fringe, FlashForward, Monk, Scrubs, The League of Gentlemen, Psychoville, The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park, American Dad

Movies - Cry Wolf, Vantage Point, Step Brothers, District 9, The Silence of the Lambs

Books - The Demonata, The Saga, Koyasan, Cherub, Stone Cold

Websites - Facebook, DarkUFO, Flecking Records, Fringe Bloggers,

Games - The Simpsons Game, The Sims, The Sims 2, The Simpsons: Hit and Run, The Simpsons: Road Rage, LOST: Via Domus, The Sims: Castaway Stories

Worst Moment - When ASK.com killed Jeeves!

Best Moment - When ASK.com brought Jeeves back!

I love - Pancakes, Hot Chocolate and Cheesy Beans! (Not all at once!) (All at once!)

I hate - Move over Harry Potter, make way for a new hate... Twilight. Miss Meyer is an 'author' with special talents, and for that I award the prestigious, official, Retsaot, 'I Deserve a Bullet in the Head' award. Her talents include poor writing and making little girls swoon over a muderous, incredibly ugly vampire that resembles a tramp. And not a nice tramp. A smelly, dirty, 'change for booze' tramp. Oh, and he sparkles. Lovely.
I sat through that film with a friend and fellow TwiHater who previously described Robert Pattinson as "hideous" and the series as "a stupid teeny fad" was sadly ripped away from normal people land into the world of Twilight, now she loves the films and wants to make love to that freezing creature of the night. All night long.

Favourite Saying - It's like there's a party in my mouth and someone brought cake!

Favorite Word - Surplus

Current Thoughts - Free Lollerskates for everybody!

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  1. Nothing and Everything

    11/26/09 19:30:36 | 0 Comments

    I have read Darren Shan for years now, the first book of his I read was Koyasan on 2006 World Book Day, later that year I bought Lord Loss... And the rest, as they say, is history...

    TV - Lost, Fringe, FlashForward, Monk, Scrubs, The League of Gentlemen, Psychoville, The Simpsons, Family Guy, South Park

    Movies - Cry Wolf, Vantage Point, Step Brothers, District 9, The Silence of the Lambs

    Books - The Demonata, The Saga, Koyasan, Cherub, Stone Cold

    Websites...
  2. Everything and Nothing

    11/26/09 19:28:13 | 0 Comments

    I'm strange, I often have strange dreams, most include tomato sauce...

    Special Ability - The power to find sour things not sour, I don't even >.<

    I have read Darren Shan for years now, the first book of his I read was Koyasan on 2006 World Book Day, later that year I bought Lord Loss... And the rest is history...

    TV - The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, Waterloo Road, Monk, Scrubs, LOST, Fringe.

    Movies - The Simpsons Movie, Scary Movie (1...
  3. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

    12/31/08 12:31:14 | 0 Comments

    Hi!

    Hope everyone had a good Christmas and everyone has a great New Year.

    http://blogtalkradio.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/happy-new-year.jpg

    Current Thoughts - The Credit Crunch. It hurts my wallet, my feelings and my teeth.
    Children, this year Santa will only be bringing you a few presents (A key ring, £1 and a hug), and he wont be bringing them in...
  4. We Wish You A Merry Christmas...

    12/19/08 12:06:49 | 0 Comments

    ...And a happy New Year!

    There is only 6 days til Christmas (Arrrgh! I haven't got anyone any presents!) and I thought I'd do a bit of a Christmassy themed blog.

    http://library2.nalis.gov.tt/Portals/0/601/christmas%20tree.jpg

    Christmas is a great time of year, though sometimes I dislike it because of the...
  5. Hitler can't have his cake or eat it.

    12/19/08 12:03:50 | 0 Comments

    A man walked into a bakery in America and asked for a personalised birthday cake, he wanted it to say: 'Happy Birthday Adolf Hitler.'

  6. Woolworths - The End is Near!

    12/11/08 20:18:49 | 0 Comments

    Welcome to my second blog!

    Today I heard some awful news, Woolworths is closing down.
    But, it would have been much worse just a few years ago, before it became all 'Argosy.'
    Since then I have visited the shop a maximum of 6 times, 5 of them I have no got what I went in for.
    Sadly, even their 'Biggest Sale Ever' could not bring to shop there.

  7. My First Ever Blog

    12/03/08 20:00:11 | 0 Comments

    I thought that I might as well create a blog so here it is!

    Firstly, this site made me laugh, it's about a man, Adam Pacitti, who had had a dream in which he met a woman, "The most beautiful woman in the world", so he woke up and drew her, as accurately as he could...

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    Mgooy

    User Infostatus offline145 Points

    12/25/09

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    U2lover

    User Infostatus offline117 Points

    12/05/09

    Hey Retsaot!

    I just read your
    EXTENDED OH-FISH-OIL ICE CREAM VAN IMPLOSION MONTAGE thingy and I must say, I love it! Where do you get the inspiration from?

    I'll have a pair of lollerskaters!

    Greetings,

    Tim Meijer

    12/08/09

    Reply from Retsaot:

    Leaving my normal randomness...

    Obviously, I get a awful lot of inspiration from the Demonata, it's chracters and narratives threads have so many possibilites.
    It's hard to pinpoint my other influences, but probably films like Scary Movie and various other parodies.
    I appreciate your feedback.

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand... back in!

    Farewell from the land of nod!

    Retsaot
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    Sorrow

    User Infostatus offline146 Points

    10/09/09

    Just read your profile (emphasis what you hate) and it made me laugh, really, actually made me laugh out loud in the real world (not like a 'lol'). It may just be that I have had one too many glasses of wine tonight but I like your writing style.

    10/17/09

    Reply from Retsaot:

    Thank you very much! I'm flattered!

    Have a nice pair of lollerskates:
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    Angelkat

    User Infostatus offline170 Points

    01/17/09

    Ditto, friend!How r u?
    Original comment »

    12/08/09

    Reply from Retsaot:

    (About a year later...)

    Very good, you?
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    Butters

    User Infostatus offline22 Points

    12/24/08

    Major LOST news? I don't have any messages. I'll check our thread, hopefully you posted it there....

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    Butters

    User Infostatus offline22 Points

    12/22/08

    I play the piano and the drums, but the drums not formally. We have a piano and my mom makes us take lessons. Each lesson is about 50 minutes. It sucks. But I like to play the piano, just the lessons can be extremely boring because for most of it the teacher just talks. But it's alright because we still learn a lot.

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    12/23/08

    Reply from Retsaot:

    Make sure you check your messages!

    MAJOR LOST NEWS!!!
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    Butters

    User Infostatus offline22 Points

    12/22/08

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    Butters

    User Infostatus offline22 Points

    12/20/08

    Nope. No it is not. Hey, do you play a musical instrument?

    Original comment »

    12/21/08

    Reply from Retsaot:

    No, you?
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    Butters

    User Infostatus offline22 Points

    12/20/08

    Wuzzup Rets. Can I call you that? Lol. Anyway, I don't give many kudos out. Actually, this is only my second. I only give them to people I have chatted w/ for a while. So.... here ya go.

    12/21/08

    Reply from Retsaot:

    Thank you! And you can call me Rets.
  10. 12/19/08

    Aww thanks Retsaot, that was so nice of you! Merry Christmas :-D
    Original comment »

    12/19/08

    Reply from Retsaot:

    I didn't do much, just copied and pasted it...

    Merry Christmas to you too.
    Oh, and have a great New Year.
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